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21 February 2011 @ 11:33 pm




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12 December 2012 @ 12:50 am


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Feelings: tired
Music: Call Me Maybe - Like The Movies
 
 
 
29 August 2012 @ 12:31 am
Title: American Love Story Chapter 4/?
Author: jandjsalmon
Pairing: Parmiga.
Word Count: 4858 words.
Rating: M for swearing and sorta naughtiness...
Warning: Real!People fic (if you're not keen on the idea, don't read)
Summary: On the set of American Horror Story a love story finds its beginning.
Disclaimer: As I am neither Evan Peters nor Taissa Farmiga (nor any of the other actual real people who will be mentioned in this story... like Lexie, Alex and Shelby in this chapter) I disclaim any ownership to anything other than the words I put in their mouths. This is a work of fiction and not meant to offend in any way... and should the real people in question ever read, please believe that it was written as the highest form of flattery. We know it's not real... we just wish it was.
Author's Notes: A very special Happy Birthday Present to my bff and partner in crime, shootingstella. I hope this LONG overdue update will make you smile today. Love you!

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

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01 June 2012 @ 09:50 pm
Title: American Love Story Chapter 3/?
Author: jandjsalmon
Pairing: Parmiga.
Word Count: 5235 words.
Rating: M
Warning: Real!People fic (if you're not keen on the idea, don't read)
Summary: On the set of American Horror Story a love story finds its beginning.
Disclaimer: As I am neither Evan Peters nor Taissa Farmiga (nor any of the other actual real people who will be mentioned in this story... like Kyle Gallner or Ryan Murphy and Alex Breckenridge in this chapter) I disclaim any ownership to anything other than the words I put in their mouths. This is a work of fiction and not meant to offend in any way... and should the real people in question ever read, please believe that it was written as the highest form of flattery. We know it's not real... we just wish it was.
Author's Notes: Sorry for the wait, guys. AHS Fic Exchangey goodness and of course the regular ‘married mom of three kids’ stuff kept me pretty busy for the last few weeks. Spring is murder for a Soccer!mom. If any of you are still reading – I thank you very much for your support! Hugs and kisses to my lunchtable girls and a special shout!out to of_violets for her hilarious (and random) Parmiga trivia on twitter.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

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Feelings: nervous
 
 
15 April 2012 @ 01:35 am
Title: American Love Story Chapter 2/?
Author: jandjsalmon
Pairing: Parmiga. If you don't know what that is - then you probably don't want to read anyway.
Word Count: 2798 words.
Rating: Rated M for some swearing and mild drug use.
Warning: Real!People fic (if you're not keen on the idea, don't read)
Disclaimer: As I am neither Evan Peters nor Taissa Farmiga (nor any of the other actual real people who will be mentioned in this story... like Kyle Gallner or Vera and Luba Farmiga in this chapter) I disclaim any ownership to anything other than the words I put in their mouths. This is a work of fiction and not meant to offend in any way... and should the real people in question ever read, please believe that it was written as the highest form of flattery. We know it's not real... we just wish it was.
Notes: Thank you to EVERYONE who is reading and being generally all sorts of wonderful! This chapter is dedicated to my lovely shootingforstella who I love very, bery much for being encouraging and all sorts of wonderful – and to my girls at the cafeteria table – you know who you are (and if you don’t – remind me to tell you later) – and of course to sierrablueo – who was my 100th follower on Tumblr. Thank you, doll!

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24 March 2012 @ 12:02 am
Title: American Love Story Chapter 1/?
Author: jandjsalmon
Pairing: Parmiga. If you don't know what that is - then you probably don't want to read anyway.
Word Count: 3481 words.
Rating: Rated M for a lot of swearing. (Eventually there will be smut... but not for a while *g*)
Warning: Real!People fic (if you're not keen on the idea, don't read)
Disclaimer: As I am neither Evan Peters nor Taissa Farmiga (nor any of the other actual real people who will be mentioned in this story) I disclaim any ownership to anything other than the words I put in their mouths. This is a work of fiction and not meant to offend anyone... and should the real people in question ever read, please believe that it was written as the highest form of flattery. We know it's not real. (Of course that being said, this is what we Parmiga fangirls HOPED/WISHED happened and I've done my best to research the crap out of it so it can feel as real as possible.)
Summary: On the set of American Horror Story a love story finds its beginning.
Author's Notes: Oh my gosh! The fangirly response to the very IDEA of Parmiga!fic has been overwhelming. I initially started writing because Evan on a motorcycle DEMANDS to be written after that Nylon photo shoot... but that scene isn't in this chapter and the rest of the story sorta took on a life of its own. Extra love and cuddles in thanks to shootingstella and carrie_leigh (with a side helping of love for chinesebakery, lokechild, seegrim and LovelyHelena)

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Feelings: bouncy
 
 
01 January 2012 @ 12:51 am
*wibbles* This is the first thing I've written and actually posted in over a year. Eek! Hope it doesn't suck and that it is only the beginning of a wonderful year of new ficcage!

Prompt from chad_warwick from the NYE Slumber Party over at the_murderhouse

Ben and Tate - Keep away from my daughter.

Ben was a realist but that didn't make things any easier. What he wanted to do was lock Violet away... to scream Keep away from my daughter at the halls and walls and the monster that held them in this House. He knew that an eternity was a long time to hold a grudge but he just hadn't expected his daugher's resolve to weaken so soon. It hadn't even been centuries yet.

It had started out with little moments. Little glimpses that Ben was sure he wasn't supposed to notice but he was her father... he noticed. A longing look that lasted a little too long. A soft smile when Violet didn't think anyone else was watching. Those walls she'd built up around her heart had started to crumble. Time would do that, Ben mused, even when it meant forgiving a psycopathic mass-murdering rapist.

Even his wife was in on the act... citing that this was the happiest they'd ever been as a family and yet not all of them were as happy as they could be.

Eventually it wasn't just looks. It was touches and whispers with heads close together in dark corners. It was acceptance... at least on the part of his forever teen daughter.

Her smile returned and what little melancholia that had remained in her soul lifted and flew away like a bird being freed from a locked cage. Begrudgingly even Ben could see that the darkness that had hovered over every crack and surface of the boy seemed less vast and suffocating. Violet was a light saving the drowning boy from his demons.

It was simply because of that, that Ben knew he wouldn't say anything, but it was there in his mind every time he looked at the psychopathic boy hovering around the edges of his afterlife again, thoughts running like one of those news tickers on the bottom of a television screen. I will make you suffer if you hurt her again.

Ben knew that his unspoken warning would be understood... otherwise it would be a long forever in the Murder House for all of them.
 
 
Feelings: cheerful
 
 
06 May 2011 @ 10:41 pm
Title/Author: Coincidence by jandjsalmon
Fandom: Labyrinth (and appeasing my own Bowie!fetish *g*)
Pairing: Jareth/Sarah
Word Count: 100 words

Sarah had never been what you’d call the ‘record collecting’ type but after finding the stack of vinyls hidden beneath Karen’s old sewing machine she unexplainably found herself drawn to them just as surely as she’d once been to her fairy tales.

After weeks without calling for her Underground friends to come and see her, she woke up to a visitor lounging lazily with one leg over the side of her chair.

Fingering the dusty album cover on her dresser, the Goblin King gave her a knowing smirk, “Sarah dear, care to explain your fascination with this Ziggy Stardust fellow?”
 
 
Feelings: giggly